Fathers day is coming up and im a terrible person
Me: Hey Fathers day is on Sunday...
Friend: Oh im sorry. I dont know do you wanna come spend time with my family on Sunday?
Me: Why so you can mock my dead father, with you having a father. I mean come on he died two weeks ago!
Friend: OMG why are you so mean? You are just a terrible person.
Me: Terrible person with a dead father
Friend: I cant keep doing this conversation
Me: AND STOP MOCKING MY DEAD FATHER WITH YOUR BEEJIES RINGTONE! HE COULDN'T KEEP STAYING ALIVE AND YOU KNOW THAT.
Friend: OMG *click*